We are very passionate about poop, stool, fecal matter, whatever one refers to the substance that excretes from our arseholes. We have appeared in many hit films and television programmes including but not limited to: Diane's Plumbing Problem, Padafouvomel, Lassie (the episode with the anal gland expression), Hubert and the Thieving Vultures, The Simpsons (the episode with the Kent Brockman colon cleanse), Yurtman and The Buddy Holly Story. Now why on earth are we telling you this? The answer is simple: we like money, because you can get stuff with it. We sure do like money, why don't you give us some? Anyway, we were founded by a fella who got fed up with the poop industry and decided to take action, action dammit! You may be asking yourself, "What exactly do you weirdoes do?" why don't you click one of the many interesting links above to find out more.